For my birthday we enjoyed a weekend away to Eaglereach Wilderness Resort near Barrington Tops. I felt like a very lucky girl. (Will think of some very nice rewards for UB for being so good.) Urban Hunk organised a secluded lodge on the mountain's edge of the resort overlooking Barrington tops.
After a race to the top of the mountain, which was absolutely terrifying because it was pitch black, a very steep hill with a curvy dirt road and no lights, I hope we didn't kill any wild life, we made check-in just in time. To reduce my heart rate I needed a drink and dinner. It just so happened the owner of the Treehops Restaurant was Richard Branson's former chief so we enjoy a divine dinner following the rally race up the moutain.
Pitch black and no lights we looked for our lodge number on a wooden post. It was a very bumpy dirt road and we followed it a short distance to the mountain's edge. A great way dispose of some one if you don't like them. I stayed tucked behind UB incase there were any spiderwebs or insects that was to surprise us. I couldn't wait till morning to see where we were, it was just so dark.
Sleep would've been good but we had a party animal in the house. It danced on the floor when the lights went out. I poked Urban Hunk asking him to turn the light on. He sigh, there was no use he told me. With me not sleeping he humoured me and switched the lamp on. The noise stopped. We couldn't see any thing. I was to scared to go the bathroom so I made UrbanHunk come with me and wait outside the door. Naturally, I checked the toilet first for snakes or spiders because I'm guessing that fly screens don't keep them out. Then I raced back to bed. Snuggled in again, off went the lamp. On went the little critters night time dancing. It was running across the floor. How am I going to sleep? Just say it jumps on the bed? Just say it gets in the bed? From sheer exhaustion I finally fell asleep.
Warily I looked at the bottom of the bed, phew, no marsupial watching us. I looked out the floor to ceiling glass window to a spectacular view of the Barrington Tops. We were a secluded lodge and from our verandah we saw out to the ranges, it was so peaceful, like we were a million miles away. I think our phones would even be out of service from this spot.
The resort had walking tracks, a lush rainforest with some very ancient trees, volcanic rock formations, large lagoon and wildlife to observe. We spent the day exploring the area and booked in a massage for the afternoon. My limbs were heavy and so relaxed I tripped and slipped three times like an old lady in a slippery bath before making it back to the lodge.
Tonight I was prepared for our critter. I wanted to leave the bathroom light on to spot him. Ofcourse this didn't work and I fell fast asleep tucked in to Urban Hunk. Heaven.
We had breakfast at the Restaurant watching kookaburras in the tree and kangaroos on the grass below the verandah, it was wonderful. We people watched, animal watched and tucked in to a full breakfast. I think I'll need to increase the exercise after this weekend.
We drove out to Locksock Dam. It was very scenic as we crossed rivers and watched the rolling hills go by. The drive lead us around to a small island. No one was there as we drove down and around the slope of the grass down to the water. The air, the water, it was all so still. We sat and took it all in. It's so easy to be with Urban Hunk, to chat, laugh and just enjoy, I feel at peace, a warm content feeling, I savour it, I yawn and sigh a lot. Very relaxed. As we head off we notice another car parked just on the slope to the right. There's a lady bending over. She's shaking her bum. It's big, and white, she'd be about 100kgs. Omg, I can't believe it. She has her pants pulled down and she is doing a poo and shaking her bum. Urban Hunk is looking at my horrified face. She's shaking a shit out of her bum. yuk. omg. The lady looked up just as we passed her. I hope we don't see them back at the resort. I'm speechless. That was the most gross thing I've ever seen. I finally find some words and Urban Hunk is laughing his head off. I think I need another drink.
It's always an adventure with Urban Hunk, some thing always happens.
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